Team Animals - Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

Abhishek Upmanyu

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    Jokes about my first pet. Try to watch till the end.
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    Video Team: Abhishek Bhutwani, Gaurav Anand, Chimay Samnani
    Post Production : Karan Asnani(Myoho Films)
    Color Grading: Karan Asnani
    Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
    Cat Videos Shot by: Vishakha Upmanyu & Me
    Sound Recording and Mixing: Sreejith Menon
    Music composed by: Achint Thakkar
    Singer: Achint Thakkar
    Song Written by: My cat - Mitch Hedberg a.k.a. Zinda
    Soft Toy provided by: Urooj Ashfaq
    Thanks to Madhvendra Singh, Sidharth Dudeja for helping me with some tags to this bit
    Announced on stage by; Sumendra Singh

    रोजी प्रकाशित केले 21 दिवसापूर्वी


    1. 0164_Hritik

      Either I will never pet a cat or I will pet them in pair Although this standup was really funny but just for petting I will not do this

    2. Gaurav Thakur

      udhr dekhio jra...khch

    3. Meet Radadiya

      19:04 😂😂😂😂

    4. Simmie Kumar

      *The Cat song* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DUDE I DIED LAUGHING TODAY!!!!!! God Blesssssss you yaar 🤣✋🤚 Havnt laughed so much in so many years...

    5. Sayak Atta

      Next level 💯

    6. Simmie Kumar

      I caaaaaaant tel my family WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i'm laughing so much! *Neend me cut rahe hain yaar kisike* 🤣👌

    7. Simmie Kumar

      Dono baat kar rahe hain beechme HAIIIIIINNNN 👅 kaun kar raha hai??? 🤣👌👌👌 Oh God! *I havn't laughed so much in last FEW YEARS yaaaa* ... Thank you sooooo much dear Abhishek 🤗 *In the midst of ONLY NEGATIVE NEWS on Covid, THISSSSSS is THE ONLY POSITIVE ive come across* 👌👌👌👌

    8. I Mehra

      Some people still confused why he wear 2 watches but only legends know he wore actually 3 😂😂😂

    9. Simmie Kumar

      He's tooooooo good yaar 🤣👌

    10. Simmie Kumar

      Tooooooo goood yaaaar 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌 I cant even SEE ANYTHING in my phone Im laughing so much im crying!!!!

    11. Simmie Kumar

      I burst out on Baba Ramdev going infront of his back and rubbing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌 Fuckkkk it was sooooo funny man!

    12. aman shah


    13. abhinav pandey

      Legend in standup comedy!!!!

    14. Rashmi Sharma sikkim

      I was lying with pain in abdomen and saw this... now im having 3x pain.. hehehe but loved it.... 😍💓

    15. clash royale YS GAMING

      U should respect girls ....apart from jokes please bro don't abuse girls in any way ...even it's unintentional but think once before saying anything

    16. aviral patel

      Legends know he has worn 3 watches

    17. Sushil Chauhan

      Abhishek Sir Diu(U.T) Kab Aoage? Waiting for Live Shows

    18. Arpita Jain

      Why two watches ?? 😂

      1. I Mehra

        Actually 3 😂😂😂 he wore one as an ankel 😂😂😂 see his recent reel on IG 😂

    19. Shubhrika Bhalla

      PETA Vale case na file or de after watching this😂😂😂😂

    20. 08,Jᴀɪᴅᴇᴇᴘ Goswami

      20:33 Cat’s sad song 😭😂😭

    21. Uday Singh

      Hye jasprit bumrah.

    22. Baruto Official

      Dislikers are all the cats jiske katgaye thee ,😂😂

    23. Tester & Reviewer

      billay k la k kaat diyae. tau bhai billi kiyon nahi paali

    24. Neha Dhama

      Best of Bestest 🙃

    25. The Devil

      Sir 2-2 ghadi kyu pehen rakhi h?😂😂😂

    26. Nightbot


    27. ASaR Gaming

      Bhai toone 2 Watches pehni hain??🤔

    28. DEV Ahirrao Official

      its a good standup... but i dont understand why is he wearing watches in both hands!😂

    29. Ayush Patel

      That song was the best song I ever Heard 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂

    30. Champak Buragohain

      From the last week.. I am watching this video every night... He is ❤️...

    31. Ayush Pawar

      Bhai yeh sab toh theek hai lekin aapne 2 ghadiyaan kyon peheni hai?

    32. rashmi bajaj

      Did anyone else notice two watches in both his hands

    33. Irfha Khanam

      Plz come to dehradun also😎😎

    34. Priyanshi Krishna


    35. Shreya

      PETA wants to know your location.😂😂


      Peta wants to know your location!

    37. anidubme Studios

      Ultra Pro max legends know he wears his third watch in his leg😂😂🤣

    38. Swarnav 116

      ohhh man!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥



    40. Lokendra Sharma

      You just noticed he is wearing two watches.

    41. Neet2.0 sk sir

      Sath me do latke Anmol Ratan 😁😁😁😁😁

    42. Prashant Joshi

      Jealous of those guys who are watching this for the first time.

    43. Aditya Rai

      His voice is so cute and satisfying 😊😂

    44. Megha Jha

      Big fan big fan..🔥🔥 thankuuu so much for uploading ❤️❤️

    45. Tejasvi Sharma

      Yrrrr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂u r supercute😍

    46. kailash konde

      Listeeeeen... All the new releases of famous stand ups Aakash Gupta's Saroijini Nagar, Anubhav Singh Bassi's Roommate and Abhishek's Team Animals have 13M views. Though the upload dates are different. Co-incidence.

    47. Aabid Ali

      फिर मैं छींक दूंगा और चप्पल भी उल्टी कर दूंगा

    48. Srijani Sen

      The song tho❤❤❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣

    49. Pawan Kumar

      Efforts 100%h but result yahan bhi zero h😂😂😂

    50. latest punjabi songs DJ PUNJAB

      Finally 1m

    51. Waqui Khan

      Plzz come in Indore big fan

    52. Ritika Dhiman

      Oohh my god🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    53. Pooja Kardam

      I was waiting for the video for quite a month and uploaded the final

    54. Nehal Fatima

      Yrrrr bestttt❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    55. S K

      I have never seen him use another topic except sex, girls, bikni, panty, bra and then in end he always says something like he's 21st century guy with refined thinking. What a shame

    56. shivani singh chouhan

      I am big fan of you😁

    57. Jenish Naharki

      Damn I noticed his watches in his both hands after his IGTV video😆

    58. Sanju Aiwen

      Who came here after his insta video, to check his watch on both hands 😅😅



    60. Abhijeet Saxena

      Only legends knows that he is wearing 3 watches and not two!😂

    61. Muhammad Talha

      Love from Pakistan

    62. Binoy Gupta

      I have paused the video, calculated 671*23, checked the result in calculator and then resumed the video :p

    63. Shubh Mishra

      Why are you wearing 2 watches 😂

    64. Pawan Kumar

      Tumhe kon sa nangi pith pe samosa rkh k khana h😂🤣😂🤣

    65. Rvstar boy

      Hahahah hit ho boss

    66. Naki Saki


    67. Rishav Jain

      Smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you

    68. sahil jadhav

      Falatu joke pe hasate kaise ho yaar kaise kar lete ho ( useless follows )

    69. Wow Dude

      Is insaan ne dono hat pe watch kyo peheni hai

    70. Shubham Arya

      20:10 haste haste pet mein drd ho Gaya, damn good bruh ❤️

    71. Sreejith Bhanu

      Bhai big fan 💗 from Kerala 💗

    72. sanjivni yoga

      Gajab paji

    73. Naman Dixit

      Aab kitne saal aur video nhi daloge

    74. A N K

      Email id submitted 👍

    75. Radhika Gupta

      abhishek why you was wearing 2 watches?

    76. Proxy King

      Abhishek - Dad, katwa diye bille k.. uske peace of mind k liye achha h.. Dad- kash tumhare bachpan m ye baat mujhe bhi pta hoti.

    77. Easy Easy

    78. Moyukh Mukherjee

      One of the best stand-up comedy video 🤟🤘❤️🔥😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    79. Manas Ranjan

      Aur Bhai kaisi lagi Aagayee swad... Is my all time favourite 😂🤣

    80. Kamil Khan


    81. Charvi Ameria

      Bro OP tha video yaaarrr

    82. Nikhil Ghuge

      Bhai bohot hi sahi tha.. 🤣

    83. Soham Bandal

      Made my day thank you Soo much Abhishek I love you❤️😭😍😍😍

    84. Abhinav

      Abhishek : Koi ladki ghar pe phone nahi karegi!! Girls : Oh No! Anyway....

    85. sukhmeet gill


    86. Sameer Deshmukh

      You should try a vlog

    87. Sahil Gunjal

      You wear two watches😂😂

    88. The graduate World

      Do do naam

    89. Ishan sharma

      Haha chutiya!!

    90. Dhruv Sharma

      Bhai ye dislike kon kar rha hai

    91. Im Karamjot

      😂😂🤣🤣 jiske apne bapp sey nahi bani 🤣🤣

    92. Mobycor Gaming

      idk why but i am feeling bad about the cat

    93. Akshay

      Those who pressed unlinke, may be the loneliest, saddest persons on earth ! OR PARENTS ! LOLLLLL!!!


      cute h bhai tu😂

    95. Shivam Jaiswal

      "Gareebo ki help karni hai? Mere pas ek gufa hai"

    96. Raju Mahant

      2 Hands-2 watch 3 Hands-😁😬😬😬

    97. Roshan Sahu

      Why is he wearing wrist watch on both hands? Jokes apart jokes are awesome.

    98. Kinjal Padiya


    99. Crazy Frog

      Great job Abhishek. Not easy to share views this way. Keep it up 👍